- #1 Resource chill
96% matchNo user reviews
Dev: Asfar GAMES
Windows · Linux
A cozy idle automation game about building tiny factories, unlocking upgrades, and relaxing while your machines work overtime. Progress has never been this chill.
Why similar: Incremental 18.8%, Idler 17%, Colony Sim 16.6%, Automation 12%, Economy 9.3%
- #2 Idle Colony
97% matchVery Positive82% of 578 reviews2024
Dev: Faith G.
Windows
Median: 8.5 hrsMean: 21.7 hrs≥1hr: 90%
A condensed incremental experience, where you build a colony to collect and merge bigger and bigger fruits. Combine game-changing technologies and special upgrades to find the best synergies and take your cash flow to another dimension.
Why similar: Incremental 19.2%, Idler 15.6%, Colony Sim 14.7%, Automation 14.4%, Economy 13.2%
- #3 Corporate Simulator
96% matchNo user reviews2026
Dev: Moumou Games
Windows
Climb from intern to CEO in this idle/incremental game where your company runs on a living spreadsheet. Hire, crush morale, rig the audits, and rack up ISO certifications... all the way to burnout or a golden retirement. 18 playable visual themes, dozens of hours of progression.
Why similar: Incremental 22.9%, Idler 20.1%, Satire 14.9% ★, Dark Humor 13.5%, Automation 8.6%
- #4 Coup de Grass
95% matchNo user reviews2027
Dev: Stonekeep
Windows
Start with a single sickle and a small field. Cut and sell grass, automate your workforce, optimize supply chains, and build a sprawling incremental empire.
Why similar: Incremental 20.8%, Idler 18.8%, Automation 14.3%, Economy 13.4%, Colony Sim 11.8%
- #5 Idle Cosmos Clicker
94% matchNo user reviews
Dev: Beyo Games
Windows
Idle Cosmos Clicker is a space-themed idle simulation where you grow the universe from asteroids to black holes. Produce, automate, and evolve resources while unlocking planets, stars, and galaxies. A relaxing yet deep incremental experience with endless progression.
Why similar: Incremental 24.3%, Idler 22%, Economy 16.9%, Colony Sim 11.7%, Management 8.3%
- #6 Sam, We Talked About This
94% matchNo user reviews2027
Dev: Overbaked Studio
Windows · Mac
Every sentence, image and video on the internet will feed Sam's bottomless hunger! Train your models, grow your subscribers, buy new hardware and scrape even more data, all to build a super-duper artificial intelligence and leave every rival behind.
Why similar: Incremental 20.2%, Idler 18.1%, Satire 15.2% ★, Automation 12.7%, Economy 10.9%
- #7 Totally NOT a Game
93% matchNo user reviews
Dev: Dreampunch
Windows · Mac · Linux
A corporate spreadsheet idle game where you climb the ladder from Intern to C-Suite by generating KPIs, automating busywork, and satisfying a Board that demands exponential results. Totally NOT a Game.
Why similar: Incremental 27.2%, Idler 23.7%, Economy 18.9%, Satire 15.2% ★, Strategy 9.4%
- #8 Feed The Forest
92% matchNo user reviews2026
Dev: Indoor Sunglasses
Windows · Linux
Use snail powers to grow a desert into a lush forest, and then profit-maximize it to insanity in this active incremental game. Optimize plant layouts to automate production of multiple resources. Hire minions, unlock immoral plants, get ungodly rich, and remember: Blood is a type of juice.
Why similar: Incremental 19.3%, Idler 18.2%, Economy 15.1%, Automation 12.8%, Dark Humor 11%
- #9 Buerokratie Idler: Germany
91% match8 user reviews75% of 8 reviews2026
Dev: AKM Interactive
Windows
Process forms, stamp paperwork, and turn a tiny office into an absurd bureaucracy machine. A satirical idle/clicker game about fictional German-style administration - absolutely not official.
Why similar: Idler 24.9%, Incremental 21.9%, Automation 17.3%, Economy 12.3%, Management 8.9%
- #10 blackMarket
91% matchNo user reviews2026
Dev: Updog
Windows
Build a criminal empire from a street operation to a cartel-scale network.
Why similar: Idler 24.9%, Incremental 22.1%, Dark Humor 14.4%, Dark Comedy 10.9%, Economy 6.5%
- #11 Cursor Kingdom
90% matchNo user reviews2026
Dev: Oba Games
Windows
Create an army of cursor clones by recording your actions. Automate resource gathering, production, and defense while your kingdom grows on its own.
Why similar: Incremental 20.9%, Automation 20.9%, Idler 19.1%, Economy 11.9%, Management 9.4%
- #12 Apiary in Flow
89% matchNo user reviews2026
Dev: AkinoEgo
Windows
Apiary in Flow is an incremental game with automation elements where you place bees inside a hive to build efficient honey-gathering chains. Unlock new bee types and spend your harvest on permanent skill tree upgrades!
Why similar: Incremental 26.4%, Idler 24.5%, Automation 20.2%, Economy 7.2%, Management 6.1%
- #13 Monster Flipper
89% matchMostly Positive75% of 48 reviews2026
Dev: NovaScreen
Windows
Monster Flipper is a short incremental game where you buy and level monsters, smash them with a giant hammer for gold, and unlock swords and artifacts to automate your progress.
Why similar: Idler 24.6%, Incremental 22.2%, Economy 16.3%, Automation 15%, Management 10.6%
- #14 H.A.M. – Hamster Automated Mining
88% matchNo user reviews
Dev: BadElephant Studio
Windows
An idle clicker-management hybrid: Exploit your hamsters (yes, humanely, of course) to mine Bitecoins for you. But watch out — they have needs. SO send them to the spa or get some burgers at the inbuild diner and don’t let them unionize!
Why similar: Idler 30.5%, Incremental 26.3%, Economy 17.3%, Management 12.6%, Casual 7.8%
- #15 Not a Trolley Problem!
86% matchNo user reviews
Dev: NEOTOLIS LLC
Windows
Pull the lever to start the trolley. Keep pulling to go faster. Throw people onto the rails to earn coins. Spend coins to expand your upgrade tree. Face absurd trolley dilemmas in this absurd-comedy incremental game.
Why similar: Satire 24.4% ★, Idler 23.2%, Incremental 20.5%, Dark Humor 20.2%, Casual 4.8%
- #16 IT Outage Desk
85% matchNo user reviews2026
Dev: Games By Solo
Windows · Mac
Start as a help desk technician and build your way to the top. Resolve tickets, hire staff, automate your department, and survive the increasingly absurd chaos of corporate IT in this humorous incremental clicker.
Why similar: Incremental 23.6%, Idler 21%, Automation 16.8%, Economy 15.7%, Management 8.8%
- #17 Metamorph Clicker
84% matchNo user reviews2027
Dev: Noxtell GamesPub: Blazing Planet Studio
Windows · Mac · Linux
An evolution clicker where you guide a larva from simple forms to incredible creatures. Click, collect resources, unlock upgrades and progress through stages. At the end of each stage, a spectacular metamorphosis awaits - a complete transformation into a new species!
Why similar: Incremental 23.1%, Idler 21.6%, Economy 15.1%, Management 10.4%, Collectathon 7.6%
- #18 Fablewood Chronicles
83% match3 user reviews100% of 3 reviews2026
Dev: DevelopesquePub: Snowblown Studios
Windows
Civilization, automated. Build a nation of moveable regions that runs while you work, then come back and see who took the crown while you were gone.
Why similar: Colony Sim 18%, Idler 17.3%, Incremental 16.7%, Automation 13.5%, Economy 11.9%
- #19 Shit Coin Miner
84% matchNo user reviews
Dev: Greey
Windows
Mine every Shit Coin in the world.
Why similar: Idler 23.8%, Incremental 20.8%, Automation 16.7%, Economy 15.6%, Management 8.7%
- #20 Clicky Coven
87% match8 user reviews0% of 8 reviews2024
Dev: Vulty
Windows
Clicky Coven is an incremental game about building a witch coven. Assign witches to gather ingredients, brew potions, and sell them to earn gold. Spend gold to get more witches and pick from upgrades to enhance them. Use prestige upgrades to strategize on how you want your coven to become rich.
Why similar: Incremental 21.4%, Idler 20.8%, Economy 15.6%, Colony Sim 11.2%, Management 10.3%
- #21 FEED THE QUEEN
82% matchMixed69% of 586 reviews2026
Dev: Quiétude
Windows · Linux
Median: 5.3 hrsMean: 10.0 hrs≥1hr: 89%
Gather food to grow your colony. Evolve and upgrade specialized worker types. Discover and combine interesting synergies. Optimize your production, customize your strategy and feed the Queen ever-increasing amounts of food!
Why similar: Incremental 26.4%, Colony Sim 23%, Idler 22.5%, Automation 8.7%, Strategy 8.4%
- #22 DICE RUSH
82% matchNo user reviews
Dev: Arlekino Games
Windows
Dice Rush is a frantic race toward bigger numbers: roll dice, earn profits, unlock secret boxes, hire helpers, upgrade the talent tree, and watch everything spiral out of control.
Why similar: Incremental 24.6%, Idler 22%, Economy 15.5%, Automation 13.1%, Management 10.1%
- #23 Red Tape Rampage
81% matchPositive80% of 35 reviews2026
Dev: Blunder Studios
Windows
Manage staff, trigger mass layoffs and combine unique items with ever-changing policies as you advance through promotion stages in a satirical incremental game full of absurd synergies.
Why similar: Incremental 28%, Satire 27.1% ★, Automation 21%, Management 13.4%, Strategy 6.9%
- #24 拖拖拉拉小菲镇
81% matchOverwhelmingly Positive98% of 1,643 reviews2025
Dev: LuzhangGames
Windows
Median: 2.1 hrsMean: 3.8 hrs≥1hr: 81%
想要抓住可爱的永雏小菲甩来甩去吗?拖拖拉拉小菲镇是个人势虚拟主播永雏塔菲的同人向游戏,作为一款轻量级的模拟建设类游戏,本游戏即没有单向门,也没有复杂的银河城式地图设计,更没有难以战胜的Boss,只有超多的可爱小菲在场景中乱跑!您只需要扮演一双无情的大手把她们拖来拽去。
Why similar: Idler 20.2%, Incremental 18%, Dark Humor 13.6%, Isometric 11.9%, Dark Comedy 10.4%
- #25 SCP Idle: SECURE. CONTAIN. PROGRESS.
79% matchNo user reviews2026
Dev: Ahroma
Windows
In this incremental game you are in charge of managing a SCP facility site. Construct and upgrade new containment chambers, prevent devastating breaches and complete the Thaumiel Containment Engine.
Why similar: Idler 26.3%, Incremental 23.5%, Economy 17.9%, Isometric 11.8%, Building 9.2%
- #26 Beaver Clicker
86% matchMostly Positive79% of 72 reviews2023
Dev: Temmie
Windows · Mac · Linux
Beaver Clicker is an idle game where you collects logs, then using these logs, you can acquire all sorts of sources for these logs, like convincing squirrels, sponsoring school field-trips, or even taming the fungi found in nature itself to help you in your wood collecting journey.
Why similar: Incremental 19.3%, Idler 18.8%, Economy 14%, Automation 12.1%, Management 8.7%
- #27 Bug Bounty Hunter --Idle
79% matchNo user reviews2026
Dev: VulnByte
Windows · Linux
An idle hacking sim where you scan for real vulnerabilities, automate your tools, and manage CPU, RAM, and heat before your machine crashes. Climb bounty programs, deploy to the cloud, and build a satirical hacking career from your terminal.
Why similar: Idler 21%, Incremental 18.7%, Automation 14.3%, Satire 14.2% ★, Dark Humor 11.7%
- #28 Build To The Moon
78% matchNo user reviews2026
Dev: BumpkinBrothers
Windows
A relaxing incremental tower builder—until hundreds of tiny workers turn it into complete chaos.
Why similar: Incremental 21.5%, Colony Sim 20.9%, Idler 19.7%, Automation 14.1%, Management 7%
- #29 Wood Clicker
80% match2 user reviews50% of 2 reviews2025
Dev: Lucuxis
Windows
Hold to chop wood, earn resources, and grow your idle lumber empire in this relaxing 2D idle clicker game!
Why similar: Idler 21.1%, Incremental 19.8%, Economy 14.6%, Automation 13.4%, Management 9.4%
- #30 GridEnergy
76% match3 user reviews67% of 3 reviews2026
Dev: General Studios
Windows
Become the ultimate energy tycoon in this strategic incremental game. Start with humble coal mines, build complex supply chains, manipulate the stock market, and fund cutting-edge research to build the ultimate power source: a Dyson Sphere.
Why similar: Incremental 27.8%, Idler 24.3%, Automation 17.7%, Economy 13.1%, Management 9.8%
- #31 Drop Rate
77% matchNo user reviews2026
Dev: Calf and Wrist Studio
Windows
A short incremental game about hunting monsters for rare loot by upgrading a resurrecting horde of unpaid interns. Warp the odds. Earn eternal retirement. All with zero labor cost.
Why similar: Incremental 22.4%, Idler 20.1%, Satire 17.9% ★, Automation 15.2%, Dark Comedy 10.4%
- #32 Critter Bonk
76% matchNo user reviews
Dev: FluffyFishDev
Windows
A cute incremental clicker where you bonk bugs for profit. Earn money, unlock upgrades, acquire powerful skills, and recruit helpers to automate the bonking until you’re truly unstoppable. Satisfying and Relaxing!
Why similar: Incremental 24.1%, Idler 21.6%, Automation 17.4%, Economy 15.2%, Management 7.9%
- #33 Progress Bar Deluxe
77% matchVery Positive85% of 59 reviews2025
Dev: Diego Schram Games
Windows
Loading, loading, loading… when will it ever be ready? Will you finally see the bar reach 100%? In Progress Bar Deluxe, your mission is simple — fill the ultimate progress bar to 100%! Click, upgrade, and wait as you chase that sweet moment of completion.
Why similar: Incremental 23%, Idler 21.5%, Economy 17.9%, Automation 15.2%, Management 10%
- #34 Asciinsion
75% matchNo user reviews
Dev: omnipolar studio
Windows · Mac · Linux
Immerse yourself in the world of ASCII art. Create works of art from characters. Build factories, upgrade them, and expand your production capacity. Invest in blueprints and reach milestones to earn bonuses. Use the ascension system for additional benefits.
Why similar: Incremental 26.6%, Idler 24.7%, Economy 11.5%, Automation 10.3%, Casual 10%
- #35 Feed Fred
75% matchNo user reviews
Dev: 9000 Games
Windows · Mac
Grow food, smash it into bites, and make Fred absurdly fat. An active incremental game where visitors pay to watch Fred eat. Hire Friends, climb the skill tree, and turn a quiet fairground into a crowded feeding freak show.
Why similar: Incremental 26.6%, Idler 23.6%, Economy 18.3%, Automation 11.9%, Management 6.7%
- #36 The Deconsecration Initiative
74% matchNo user reviews2027
Dev: Gwilym
Windows
A short incremental game about building a weapon to kill a god. Build your base, fire your laser, collect shards, Barry has turned into a slug. Upgrade your slugs.
Why similar: Incremental 27.5%, Idler 24.2%, Economy 16.5%, Strategy 9.9%, Building 8.6%
- #37 Dookie Clicker
78% matchMixed63% of 32 reviews2025
Dev: Pinheads
Windows
Dookie Clicker is an idle game where your #1 goal is #2.
Why similar: Satire 31.3% ★, Idler 27.3%, Incremental 26.8%, Casual 6.5%, Collectathon 6.2%
- #38 Chroma Miners
73% matchNo user reviews
Dev: TMA Forge
Windows
Guide Chrobits as they mine, refine, and collect over 16 million unique colors while automating their work in this relaxing incremental game.
Why similar: Incremental 23.2%, Idler 21.5%, Automation 16.2%, Economy 13.9%, Management 7.8%
- #39 Your Suffering Is Important to Us
73% matchNo user reviews2026
Dev: Cold and Wet Studios
Windows · Mac
Run a corporate office in Hell. Hire, customize, and assign imployees, reject petty sinners, automate absurd punishments, and climb the infernal corporate ladder in this comedic incremental management game.
Why similar: Incremental 20.1%, Colony Sim 15.8%, Idler 14.9%, Automation 14.9%, Economy 11.5%
- #40 Save the Game Devs
73% matchNo user reviews
Dev: PatT Games
Windows · Mac · Linux
Tap to drain an endless parade of overpaid CEOs, rescue laid-off game developers, and fund worker-owned indie studios. Upgrade from squeaky chairs to full cooperative ownership in a satirical incremental tycoon about rebuilding the games industry one severed golden parachute at a time.
Why similar: Satire 24.5% ★, Incremental 20.4%, Idler 18.9%, Dark Humor 12.9%, Economy 10%
- #41 IDLE BOSS RUSH
74% matchMixed67% of 841 reviews2025
Dev: Irid Games
Windows
Median: 18.4 hrsMean: 37.6 hrs≥1hr: 97%
Slay giant bosses and turn the hollow wasteland into the almighty kingdom! Endlessly rewarding incremental game where you collect fountains of rare loot, unleash crazy combos and watch the monsters fall under your knees. Boss Rush that keeps on going when you're gone!
Why similar: Incremental 23.4%, Idler 20.2%, Economy 11.9%, Colony Sim 11.7%, Building 7.3%
- #42 Facrobry
72% matchNo user reviews2026
Dev: Agenosovgame
Windows
Facrobry is a strategy-simulator in which you will manage an automated robot production station. Research upgrades, assemble robots, and send them into battle!
Why similar: Idler 21.8%, Colony Sim 21.6%, Incremental 20.2%, Economy 12.4%, Management 8.3%
- #43 Farmers Market
71% match7 user reviews86% of 7 reviews2026
Dev: RomeeStudio27
Windows
Grow crops, outsmart a changing market, and help a village full of characters rebuild their lives. What you grow matters. When you sell matters. And every meal makes a difference.
Why similar: Incremental 17.8%, Colony Sim 17.4%, Idler 17.3%, Economy 12.9%, Automation 11.4%
- #44 Click-A-Duck
71% match4 user reviews75% of 4 reviews2026
Dev: Altered Games
Windows
Turn a small duck pond into a chaotic, self-growing duck empire. Click, upgrade, and automate your way to explosive, unstoppable growth.
Why similar: Incremental 21.1%, Colony Sim 19.2%, Idler 18.9%, Economy 12.9%, Automation 12.2%
- #45 OurClicker
72% matchNo user reviews2026
Dev: WaveyGaming Productions
Windows · Mac · Linux
From the creators of OurLife and OurCoven, OurClicker is a brand new clicker game that puts you in charge of an up-and-coming Game Development Studio where all you do is... CLICK!
Why similar: Idler 26.8%, Incremental 24.1%, Economy 19%, Automation 14.5%, Management 7%
- #46 The Hundredth Gear
71% matchNo user reviews
Dev: Crimson Cloud Games
Windows
Build the legendary Hundredth Gear, a 100-stage mechanical machine, in this first-person incremental game. Start with your own two hands, then research, upgrade and automate your growing creation as you chase the impossible: 10¹⁰⁰ rotations. What happens if you actually reach it?
Why similar: Incremental 24.9%, Idler 22.4%, Automation 18.1%, Economy 11.9%, Management 7.7%
- #47 Dodo Factory
70% matchNo user reviews2027
Dev: BlueberryGeckoPub: Old Cake Factory
Windows · Mac · Linux
An incremental game where you construct a giant meat factory to raise dodos and mass murder them (ethically). Grow your factory from a small dodo grinder to a huge processing facility as you collect meat to upgrade buildings and unlock new crazy dodo types.
Why similar: Idler 18.8%, Incremental 17.5%, Dark Humor 16.5%, Automation 12.5%, Economy 11.2%
- #48 Click to Obsolete
70% matchNo user reviews2026
Dev: Shaked Yarkony
Windows
A satirical incremental clicker game. Play as a corporate tech CEO automating all human labor. Build server infrastructure, allocate compute to AI, manufacture robot armies, and lobby politicians to reduce global employment from 8 billion to zero.
Why similar: Incremental 19.6%, Idler 18.5%, Automation 15.4%, Economy 12.9%, Dark Humor 12.4%
- #49 Cannabis Clicker
69% match1 user reviews100% of 1 reviews2026
Dev: LDG
Windows
A laid-back idle clicker about one click and everything that follows. Build something. Ascend. Earn Dank Essence and spend it your way. Go deeper every run. No rush. Just buds.
Why similar: Idler 26.5%, Incremental 23.4%, Economy 16.5%, Automation 11.4%, Satire 7.9% ★
- #50 Swarmslam
69% matchNo user reviews2026
Dev: joffarex
Windows · Linux
Watch a swarm of tiny slammers hurl themselves at a planet and mine it till it breaks, then feed that ore to THE VOID to make your swarm bigger and faster. SLAM, CRACK, REPEAT
Why similar: Incremental 28%, Idler 24.9%, Economy 16.6%, Automation 10.1%, Building 8.2%
- #51 Space Guild
70% match3 user reviews67% of 3 reviews2026
Dev: Recoil MojoPub: Mojo Games
Windows
Build a profit-hungry orbital industry in this sci-fi incremental economy sim. Recruit specialist crews, automate production, trade meme coins, fill your Fleet Vault, and outplay the living Orbital Exchange to turn scrap into staggering wealth.
Why similar: Incremental 19%, Economy 18.2%, Idler 18%, Colony Sim 13.8%, Automation 13.7%
- #52 Flippin' Bottles
69% matchNo user reviews2026
Dev: SUMER
Windows
Flip bottles, stack earnings, and turn a tiny tabletop trick into an automated idle machine. Buy bigger bottles, unlock helpers and prestige for permanent upgrades.
Why similar: Idler 31.8%, Incremental 27.6%, Automation 19.7%, Economy 14.6%, Casual 6.3%
- #53 Evergarden
68% matchMostly Negative24% of 17 reviews2026
Dev: GridForge_Labs
Windows
Evergarden is a relaxing idle incremental about turning a tiny barren patch into a lush, living island. Restore tiles with your shovel, let workers gather resources, meet pets, and watch the ecosystem quietly spread on its own.
Why similar: Idler 25%, Colony Sim 20.8%, Automation 18.8%, Incremental 14.7%, Isometric 12.5%
- #54 Monslice
68% match8 user reviews50% of 8 reviews2026
Dev: zowlf
Windows
Monslice is a short incremental game about slicing monsters, collecting resources, expanding your skill tree, and unlocking and buying more monsters!
Why similar: Incremental 29.2%, Idler 25.2%, Economy 15.5%, Collectathon 10.7%, Management 8.8%
- #55 Mining Wizards
67% matchMostly Positive80% of 124 reviews2026
Dev: TMA Forge
Windows
Mining Wizards is an incremental mining game. Mine minerals, gather materials, upgrade a massive skill tree, level up, unlock talents, discover artifacts, and attract artifact visitors!
Why similar: Idler 18.5%, Incremental 18.2%, Automation 14%, Economy 13.6%, Isometric 10.3%
- #56 Coneworks Scavenger Fleet Protocol
67% matchNo user reviews
Dev: minaminteresting
Windows
Coneworks is an autonomous swarm simulation — part idle game, part engineering diorama, part emergent playground. You watch a lone robot wake up in a procedurally generated post-industrial wasteland, salvage debris, and haul it home. Then you give it friends. Hundreds. Thousands. A million.
Why similar: Idler 24.9%, Colony Sim 22.8%, Incremental 21.9%, Automation 12.7%, Isometric 8.8%
- #57 Auction House
67% matchMixed62% of 13 reviews2026
Dev: Recoil MojoPub: Mojo Games
Windows
A fantasy economy simulator and idle crafting game. Build a massive guild of alternate characters to gather resources, refine epic gear, and manipulate a fluctuating AI-driven Auction House. Chase rare multicraft procs, monopolize the markets, and watch your gold go to the moon!
Why similar: Incremental 21.6%, Idler 19.5%, Colony Sim 19.2%, Automation 13.9%, Economy 11.4%
- #58 AI Clicker
66% matchNo user reviews2026
Dev: Afk Pixel Studio
Windows
Click Your Way to World Domination (Or Doom)! Welcome to AI Clicker, the only game where mindless clicking actually makes you smarter… or creates a future where AI replaces you!
Why similar: Incremental 28.8%, Idler 25.6%, Economy 14.8%, Management 10.7%, Collectathon 8.2%
- #59 Garbage Growth
64% matchVery Positive92% of 368 reviews2026
Dev: apepatrickdev
Windows
Garbage Growth is a short incremental trash game about collecting people's trash, bananas and even babies, to make money and pollute the world even more. Hire rats, grow your pollution, and make everything worse!
Why similar: Idler 26.3%, Incremental 23.9%, Automation 19.4%, Economy 17.1%, Management 8.4%
- #60 Bald Busters
66% matchNo user reviews
Dev: Pixel Paradise
Windows · Mac · Linux
Bald guys are gonna destroy our fucking planet. The surge of billiard balls exploded Earth's albedo, driving us into an ice age. Recruit barbers, blast Minoxidil, and eliminate these jacked bastards before we all freeze!
Why similar: Satire 25.9% ★, Incremental 20.7%, Idler 19.7%, Automation 13.8%, Dark Comedy 11.6%