Games Like Crap Game, Don’t Play

There is no game. So don't go messing things up by clicking everywhere. You don’t want to be kicked out of your video game world, do you? Of course not!

Why similar: Comedy 33.2%, Pixel Graphics 18.9%, Interactive Fiction 17.8%, Adventure 10.4%, Casual 9.1%

Why You'll Like It: A masterclass in meta-humor that actively tries to stop you from playing, perfectly capturing the anti-game spirit.

The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe is an expanded re-imagining of 2013's The Stanley Parable. You will play as Stanley, and you will not play as Stanley. You will make a choice, and you will become powerless. You are not here to win. The Stanley Parable is a game that plays you.

Why similar: Comedy 63.9%, Exploration 19.3%, Adventure 9.2%, Casual 7.6%

Why You'll Like It: This game constantly mocks the player and the medium of gaming, making it the gold standard for meta-narrative experiences.

The Beginner's Guide is a narrative video game from Davey Wreden, the creator of The Stanley Parable. It lasts about an hour and a half and has no traditional mechanics, no goals or objectives. Instead, it tells the story of a person struggling to deal with something they do not understand.

Why similar: Abstract 85.4%, Adventure 14.6%

Why You'll Like It: A deeply introspective and experimental narrative that blurs the lines between the creator and the player.

Pony Island is a suspense puzzle game in disguise. You are in limbo, trapped in a malevolent and malfunctioning arcade machine devised by the devil himself. It is not a game about ponies.

Why similar: Pixel Graphics 84.6%, 2D 15.4%

Why You'll Like It: A deceptive game that hides a dark, meta-fictional puzzle experience behind a facade of a broken, low-quality title.

In a creaky old tavern, in a forgotten corner of the video-game universe, a storm is raging. An anonymous caller suggests that there is a murder plot. Six video game protagonists are the only plausible suspects...

Why similar: Pixel Graphics 44.2%, RPG 27.6%, 2D 16.4%, Adventure 11.8%

Why You'll Like It: A genre-bending mystery that explores the lives of game characters, fitting the meta-rpg vibe of the seed.

Just another stupid adventure game

Why similar: Visual Novel 65.6%, Adventure 34.4%

Why You'll Like It: A minimalist adventure that mirrors the interactive-fiction and drama elements found in the seed game.

The Literature Club is full of cute girls! Will you write the way into their heart? This game is not suitable for children or those who are easily disturbed.

Why similar: Visual Novel 90.7%, Casual 5.6%, Adventure 3.6%

Why You'll Like It: A visual novel that uses its medium to subvert expectations and deliver a psychological experience that feels like a meta-commentary on the genre.

The most boring game ever made.

Why similar: Comedy 68.4%, Casual 21.7%, 2D 9.9%

Why You'll Like It: Uses parody and meme-heavy comedy to deliver a satirical take on simulation games.

It's a lovely morning in the village and you are a horrible goose.

Why similar: Comedy 64.5%, Third Person 25.2%, Adventure 10.3%

Why You'll Like It: Focuses on the joy of being a nuisance, mirroring the chaotic and irreverent energy of the seed game.

A 15 minute heist game by Crows Crows Crows & Directed by William Pugh (The Stanley Parable). Slip into the soft-soled shoes of the mastermind responsible for the greatest heist- oh god I can’t do this any more, i’m joining the strike. good luck writing the steam description. -tina

Why similar: Comedy 87.8%, Adventure 6.3%, Casual 5.9%

Why You'll Like It: A short, hilarious meta-experience that focuses on the behind-the-scenes chaos of game development.

This game is nothing more than a black image covering the entire screen area, without the presence of any incentives.

Why similar: Abstract 46.7%, Minimalist 28.2%, RPG 12.9%, Casual 6.4%, Adventure 5.8%

Why You'll Like It: An experimental and minimalist project that pushes the boundaries of what constitutes an interactive experience.

Goat Simulator is the latest in high-tech Goat Simulation technology.

Why similar: Comedy 67.2%, Third Person 14.3%, Casual 11.7%, Exploration 6.8%

Why You'll Like It: Embraces intentional jank and physics-based comedy to create an experience that is purposefully ridiculous.

Live your wildest dreams by splurging on insane amounts of cash you wouldn't have in real life. Play for random number generated loot that is a reflection of the meaningless nature of this game and everything surrounding it.

Why similar: Incremental 100%

Why You'll Like It: A biting satire of modern gaming monetization that feels right at home with the seed game's cynical tone.

Be the Universe in this epic, award-winning reality simulation game - featuring thousands of playable characters, endless exploration, an extraordinary soundtrack and narration from Alan Watts.

Why similar: RPG 31.6%, Exploration 30.9%, Casual 30.4%, Adventure 7.1%

Why You'll Like It: An abstract and philosophical simulation that challenges the definition of what a game should be.

A game about doing Nothing

Why similar: Souls-like 68.8%, Minimalist 19.8%, Adventure 6%, Casual 5.4%

Why You'll Like It: A psychological-horror visual novel that plays with the player's expectations of a standard narrative.

WARNING: VIDIOT GAME MAY CAUSE BRAIN DAMAGE. PLAY AT YOUR OWN DEMISE.

Why similar: Abstract 38%, Comedy 36.6%, Casual 17.6%, 2D 7.9%

Why You'll Like It: A casual, experimental comedy that leans into the 'trash' aesthetic to deliver its punchlines.

Strange simulator for a certain type of people who want to get NOTHING and PAIN. Game based on real events.

Why similar: Casual 100%

Why You'll Like It: Focuses on the repetitive and often frustrating nature of modern game mechanics as a form of social commentary.

Very dumb adventure game about a very dumb person from a very dumb developer.

Why similar: Interactive Fiction 30.7%, Visual Novel 18.2%, Casual 9.8%, Adventure 9.7%, Retro 9.3%

Why You'll Like It: A choose-your-own-adventure style game that relies on humor and player choice to subvert typical quest structures.

Run, hit, switch, fall, love, plug, pull. And push.

Why similar: Casual 54.5%, Adventure 45.5%

Why You'll Like It: A short, surreal, and highly abstract interactive experience that defies standard gaming logic.

Who's Your Daddy is a casual multiplayer game featuring a clueless father attempting to prevent his infant son from certain death. Play with up to 7 of your friends, and test your parenting skills in a competitive setup with wacky physics and over 67 potentially ominous household items.

Why similar: Comedy 62.2%, Third Person 19.6%, Casual 10.7%, Adventure 7.5%

Why You'll Like It: A chaotic, tongue-in-cheek multiplayer game that thrives on its own absurdity and lack of serious structure.

Clicker Simulator experiment to give you the feeling of being bored. Spacebar away and zone out.

Why similar: Incremental 100%

Why You'll Like It: A simulation that intentionally tests the player's patience, much like the seed game's premise.

Open World Game: the Open World Game is the purest open world game experience. Enjoy simplified mechanics, minimal graphics, and an extremely short main story; all so you can get to work removing every icon from the map with the least resistance.

Why similar: RPG 67.2%, Adventure 32.8%

Why You'll Like It: A satirical take on the open-world genre that highlights the emptiness often found in larger titles.

Poopy philosophy - a philosophical approach to gaming. We play as a person on a toilet seat.

Why similar: RPG 59.1%, Casual 40.9%

Why You'll Like It: Combines casual simulation with absurd, philosophical humor to create a unique, low-brow experience.

In this game, you can do whatever you want, not necessarily follow the story of the game, you're not some dirty farmer, right? And for whom did this pathetic, boring, and generally unbearable story come up, because you don't always have to follow it right?

Why similar: RPG 49.5%, Adventure 24.3%, Pixel Graphics 19.4%, Casual 6.9%

Why You'll Like It: A free-to-play adventure that serves as a straightforward, indie-style experience with rpg elements.

A person approaches you with a simple request: "Friend! I have itch, scratch for me?" How can you resist? They seem so nice, so itchy, and oh so scratchable. WARNING: This game is way too short and will leave you dissatisfied. But, hey, it's free. Play at your own risk.

Why similar: Interactive Fiction 26.9%, Incremental 26.8%, Visual Novel 18.6%, Stylized 12%, Third Person 11.1%

Why You'll Like It: A surreal interactive-fiction game that uses horror elements to create a disturbing and unique atmosphere.

Do not Wishlist this game. There is nothing here.

Why similar: Interactive Fiction 37.3%, Abstract 30%, Comedy 17.1%, Casual 10.7%, 2D 4.8%

This is not a video game. This is a psychological torture device. Do not attempt to play this game. You won't have an enjoyable experience. And that's intentional.

Why similar: Comedy 27%, Minimalist 25.7%, Exploration 14.7%, Pixel Graphics 14%, Adventure 9.3%

JUST LIKE DARK SOULS EXCEPT DARKER and with a carrot. FLAILING and FLATULENCE awaits you on your legendary derpy journey. HUMP N PUMP

Why similar: Souls-like 49%, Comedy 23.6%, Third Person 17.9%, Adventure 9.6%

Why You'll Like It: A parody of the souls-like genre that uses a 'derpy' aesthetic to poke fun at difficult action games.

A little game that’s not a game, winner of an old game jam that nobody’s ever heard of. So DON'T INSTALL IT!

Why similar: Comedy 33%, Casual 22%, Pixel Graphics 20.9%, Adventure 20.6%, 2D 3.4%

Destroy buildings, cars, trees! Use the destructive force of nuclear power plants to your advantage! Melt the ice caps! Kill all the baby seals! Raise the ocean levels! Burn down the rain forest & destroy every cultural site in your way! Cause great oil spills and disrupt threatened ecosystems!

Why similar: RPG 63.3%, Casual 36.7%

Why You'll Like It: A casual, indie simulation that focuses on mindless destruction as a form of stress relief.

The best worst game on Steam.

Why similar: Souls-like 58.9%, Hand-drawn 20.5%, Adventure 10.7%, Casual 9.9%

Click BIG Button. Unlock achievements and waste your time. Rank amongst the top players and stand proud on top of the leaderboard.

Why similar: Incremental 46.9%, Minimalist 23.3%, Casual 11.7%, Pixel Graphics 10.5%, 2D 7.6%

THE WORST GAME OF ALL TIME :D In this game all you do is click until the center number becomes twelve, play this incredibly engaging experience for about 20 seconds then immediately forget about it’s existence

Why similar: Casual 63.5%, 2D 36.5%

This will be one of the worst games you'll have to endure. Are you brave enough to walk down that path?

Why similar: Comedy 34.6%, Stylized 25.8%, Pixel Graphics 20.5%, Adventure 19.1%

最好还是别玩。

Why similar: Interactive Fiction 44.4%, RPG 21.4%, Stylized 14.7%, Adventure 9.8%, Casual 9.7%

Poop is an idle-clicker game where you click poop to get more poop

Why similar: Incremental 42.1%, Hand-drawn 26.5%, Pixel Graphics 11.8%, Casual 8.5%, 2D 7.1%

This is a boring zombie game with no plot, not an officially released game, please don't have high expectations.

Why similar: Third Person 57.3%, Adventure 22.7%, Casual 20%

This is literally a game about watch paint drying for 6 hours, so.. ..do you feel like wasting money and time? XD

Why similar: Comedy 100%

Begone from this cursed place.

Why similar: Abstract 34.6%, Souls-like 33.6%, Interactive Fiction 14.4%, Pixel Graphics 10.4%, Stylized 7%

WARNING: This game contains puns, dad jokes, flappy-bird-like-arcade-minigames, breaking of the 4th wall and jabs directed at tryhard-overly-serious-RPGS. Do not play if you hate FUN or would not like to strap in for a Hilarious quest for The Legendary Villain-Beating Artifact™.

Why similar: Comedy 35.1%, RPG 31.3%, Third Person 21.6%, Adventure 12.1%

Click to the Shit and collected many Points.

Why similar: Incremental 32.2%, Minimalist 23%, RPG 13.4%, Pixel Graphics 13%, Retro 12.9%

CUCKOLD SIMULATOR, the exciting new game where you play as Cuckold (that is his name) in his day-to-day life. Work hard, give all your money to the bull, and be verbally abused by your fat wife.

Why similar: Souls-like 33.6%, Comedy 25.7%, Visual Novel 17.3%, Exploration 10.2%, Casual 7.5%

These moronic Terranoids think they can just roll in here and take over my beautiful Tyrythian kingdom? The kingdom that I built from the ground up with my bare hands, and only sort of inherited from my dear, sweet, extremely dead father? This is complete bullsh*t, and I'm going to make them dead.

Why similar: Interactive Fiction 29.3%, Incremental 26.7%, Comedy 11.5%, Stylized 10.2%, Exploration 10%

Expect the ultimate B-Movie Trash experience! Don´t even dare to hope for state-of the art graphics, a proper balancing, professional voice acting or breathtaking script-writing. This here is 100% pure trash, an adventure / shooter hybrid with gazillions of bad jokes, dozens of pop culture references and a hidden, dense net of...

Why similar: Comedy 71.6%, Adventure 28.4%

Summer, 2020, Ya'issor. Most people have become youtubers, streamers, and other scum, and almost no one wants to be a working bum. Nobody has an opinion of their own. Everyone thinks they are nihilists, atheists, reading intellectuals, and other elites.

Why similar: Visual Novel 67.7%, Adventure 32.3%

Epic Battle Fantasy 3 is a silly turn-based JRPG, full of useless NPCs, rabid cats, childish humor, unreasonably large weapons, anime boobs, and other nonsense. And it's totally free!

Why similar: JRPG 50.2%, Comedy 26.5%, RPG 16%, Adventure 6%, 2D 1.4%

This is a stupid game that might include Trolley Problem, Ship of Theseus, Brain in a Vat, Infinite Monkey, Sisyphus, Prisoner's Dilemma, Schrodinger's Cat, etc.

Why similar: Comedy 39.9%, Hand-drawn 30.2%, Abstract 18.3%, Casual 7.6%, 2D 4%

You have a problem with joggers. They think they own the whole park. They talk about motivation, or reaching their goals. But in this action-packed throwback to early 80s console games, you'll show them. You'll stop them yourself...in the most effective way you know.

Why similar: Minimalist 30.9%, Top-Down 21%, Pixel Graphics 15.8%, Retro 12.2%, Casual 11.5%

Bob and Case just wanted a quiet night… but fate (and a clogged toilet) had other plans. When a clueless friend ignores an important warning and decides to take a dump in a broken toilet, the nightmare begins.

Why similar: Comedy 32.6%, Exploration 22.8%, Adventure 16.6%, Casual 15.4%, Retro 12.5%

a game about accessibility settings that's just a *bit* too hard for you to play effectively. 10-15 minutes in length with 30+ minutes of developer commentary!

Why similar: Abstract 59.9%, Pixel Graphics 16.3%, Retro 13.3%, Casual 10.6%

Don't even try it. You won't succeed. You will never get the last achievement. I really like buttons.

Why similar: Incremental 67.7%, Casual 32.3%

What do you play? I play nothing!

Why similar: Interactive Fiction 30%, Minimalist 23.3%, Visual Novel 23.3%, Casual 8.8%, Adventure 8.6%

Your cheeks will quiver in fear, as ghastly ghouls accost your rear. You will gape in horror, as you face the dark. Only your rump can guide you through.

Why similar: Adventure 51.1%, Casual 48.9%

A game where your only goal is to die - Just like in real life!

Why similar: Adventure 51.1%, Casual 48.9%

You've woken up in the middle of the night and you've gotta pee. Get to the bathroom as fast as you can before you pee your pants.

Why similar: Adventure 100%

Do you hate squares? Then this game is for you! After all, the dog also hates squares. Help the dog to destroy all the squares!

Why similar: Incremental 33.2%, Visual Novel 21.7%, Minimalist 15.6%, Stylized 8.7%, Pixel Graphics 7.6%

A satirical look at the current trajectory of the game industry. Open loot boxes, collect loot, equip cosmetics, face off against the dark lord, watch ads, take surveys, and slowly succumb to addiction.

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Why similar: Comedy 50.2%, RPG 32.9%, Adventure 16.9%

An platformer game about collecting stuff to bear with reality. Just like life, this game is short and meaningless, filled with existential questions of being.

Why similar: Retro 46.9%, Minimalist 32.8%, 2D 17.8%, Casual 2.5%